formula-based living

This site, inclusive of the following excerpt is amusing! "Foolproof equations for a perfect life"...what could possibly be better?? And yes, I do wish.

Fine print: Thanks for dissasociating me from his less commendable commentary.

One post proposes this equation to answer the question: "How many cups of coffee do you need this morning in order to be functional?"

• C= In shots of espresso, the amount of caffeine you consume in an average morning
• St= The hours of sleep you got last night (subtract one for every time you woke up in a cold sweat, thinking about the things you need to do today)
• Su= The hours of sleep you need to remain civil with telemarketers
• K= How many kids do you have? Kids in diapers are worth two; kids over age 18 are worth half
• Bt= How busy are you today? (1-15 with 1 being “easy like Saturday morning” and 15 being “presently birthing triplets”)
• Bu= How many hours per day do you usually spend in non-recreational activities?
• N= Hours of naptime you can squeeze in this afternoon
• Cups is the number of cups of coffee you should consume before operating heavy machinery.