How I wish it were! And you are correct...my self esteem is directly correlated to the number of contacts in my phone, so I'm feeling quite deflated! If you care for me at all, please send your contact information and I promise to pummel you with multiple advertisements and dial your number at random.
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excuses excuses. this sounds like a shameless way to add to your contact list.
Dear Mr./Ms. Anonymous:
How I wish it were! And you are correct...my self esteem is directly correlated to the number of contacts in my phone, so I'm feeling quite deflated! If you care for me at all, please send your contact information and I promise to pummel you with multiple advertisements and dial your number at random.
Shamelessly,
Kateen
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